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Entries mentioning twelve-year-olds

A wild eep out of place and time

Moofed at on September 15, 2024

Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing

Milked on June 2, 2024

Never put a fish in your car

Wrapped on May 12, 2024

An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes

Hight on April 7, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

The tapering of taped cans and candies

Canned on January 7, 2024

A bolo tie and a blogging accident

Haberdashed on September 24, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

I was still dead…

Putresced around March 4, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Through the tunnel

Crossed over on July 27, 2008

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006