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Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010