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Entries mentioning gourds

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008