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Entries mentioning bats

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

When Saturday is Sunday

Blown right past August 19, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007