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Entries mentioning The Carpathian Mountains

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005