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Entries mentioning toilet paper

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999