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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning toilets

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999