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Entries mentioning dinosaurs

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Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010