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Entries mentioning oatmeal cookies

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Oatmeal cookies… behind it all!

Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

A cock-up, to be sure

Erected on June 4, 2006

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

I still don’t trust these cookies…

Hollered well before May 14, 2006

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006