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Entries mentioning beef

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999