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Entries mentioning beans

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

Thinking for myself

Cerebrated on January 22, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005