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Entries mentioning flies

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

My life as a computer

Computed on January 14, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011