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Entries mentioning crumpets

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005