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Entries mentioning strumpets

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005