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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning grasshoppers

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005