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Entries mentioning quacking

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Quack! Quack! Quack, quack, quack!!

Ducked on October 23, 2011

Schtumpfenfrumpt!

Stumped on October 16, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Quack! Quack! Quack!!

Quackenbushed on May 11, 2008

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007