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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning flower pots

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005