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Entries mentioning Jennifer Love Hewitt

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Kudzu and Miss Hewitt

Integrated on July 13, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

Sleeping in the closet

Lamented on April 22, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

A cock-up, to be sure

Erected on June 4, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Schmongeling Gnomes from Westphalia?

Schmongeled under January 8, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006