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Entries mentioning Jada Fire

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010