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Entries mentioning soup

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005