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Entries mentioning soy sauce

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010