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Entries mentioning my crests

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010