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Entries mentioning my composure

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010