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Entries mentioning my dudgeon

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021