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Entries mentioning emus

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005