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Entries mentioning elves

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010