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Englebee Troobles

I searched high and low for these flatulent little guys for years… and found nary a one.

Entries mentioning Englebee Troobles

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

Engelby Trouble?

Prevaricated on September 4, 2005

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled August 28, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled August 21, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

Umph… plurgh… splat!

Ingratiated on July 17, 2005

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005

A gaggle of garden gnomes

Engulfed on June 26, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

Eigenfactor

Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

Briefcase! Gatorade!!

Fudged up against February 13, 2005

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005

Curse inflatable hotdogs

Expurgated on January 23, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

I had failed

Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999

No kind of Trooble infatuates anyone

Fondled August 22, 1999

The talking, squawking camel

Reinstated August 15, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

Dangerous evidence kept cropping up

Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999

I continued my search for the Englebee Troobles

Posted for March 28, 1999