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Spice Girls

Ten lovely feet! And fifty even lovelier toes!

Entries mentioning Spice Girls

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

Sleeping in the closet

Lamented on April 22, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

I still don’t trust these cookies…

Hollered well before May 14, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The lawn gnomes prance!

Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

Zero-factor linguistics

Laughed about within June 5, 2005

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005