The lawn gnomes prance!
Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005.
The lawn gnomes come, the lawn gnomes dance;
The lawn gnomes sing and the lawn gnomes prance!
They all go “wow!” when I blow my nose!
They all go “oohh!!” at the Spice Girls’ toes!
The lawn gnomes laugh, the lawn gnomes play;
The lawn gnomes run and the lawn gnomes bray!
They bray like mules, they bay like hounds;
They like to live under the ground!
The lawn gnomes squeak, the lawn gnomes dance;
The lawn gnomes get in my underpants!
They love me so, oh yes they do;
They want to make me wear their shoes!
The lawn gnomes yelp, the lawn gnomes squeal;
The lawn gnomes ride around on wheels!
They smirk and sneer; they laugh and grin;
These damned lawn gnomes are under my skin!
…The lawn gnomes are driving me insane!!!!!