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Entries mentioning squealing

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

The lawn gnomes prance!

Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005