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Entries mentioning squeaking

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

The lawn gnomes prance!

Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005