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Entries mentioning nose

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Through the tunnel

Crossed over on July 27, 2008

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

The deep blue face of failure

Done wrong on October 21, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Plårp, Plårp!

Popped up on July 22, 2007

Plårp!

Plopped down on July 15, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Further visages of feet-&-toes

Hieroticalized on May 6, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch

Stir-fried for October 22, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

No dice

Gambled over on July 9, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

The Englebee Troobles live!

Transubstantiated on April 16, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005

The lawn gnomes prance!

Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

A gaggle of garden gnomes

Engulfed on June 26, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999