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Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Stay spooned for more!

Spooned on August 10, 2008

Through the tunnel

Crossed over on July 27, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Shekels at the cat-canning plant

Devoted on February 11, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005