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So many questions Trebled on April 21, 2024
The Sun absconded yet I rest assured Annulated on April 14, 2024
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupes Hight on April 7, 2024
The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
The case of the windy toilet Manicured on March 10, 2024
Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
Shaken and stir crazy Swept on January 21, 2024
My life as a computer Computed on January 14, 2024
The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness Cobbled together on December 31, 2023
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells Whitened on December 24, 2023
Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt! Conjoined on December 17, 2023
A byte nybbled a word, and then… Nibbled on December 10, 2023
Snow crabs and snow leopards Piled up upon December 3, 2023
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
A quacking bush Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence Hobbled on October 22, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
A week of weekdays and their horrors Manacled on October 8, 2023
For want of a letterbox Shackled on October 1, 2023
A bolo tie and a blogging accident Haberdashed on September 24, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal Abnegated on August 20, 2023
Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt Bellyached on August 13, 2023
Playing a katydid like a fiddle Diddled on August 6, 2023
Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian Conjugated on July 30, 2023
A fresh set of gnome latrines Spun on July 23, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Today I was being even more, more or less Been on July 2, 2023
Dogs that ate backwards Reversed on June 25, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
It doesn’t have to—but I always do Needn’t on June 4, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Why fish don’t have feet Expiscated on May 7, 2023
A monolithic dump Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
The day ended before it began Endorsed on March 19, 2023
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers Fastened on January 29, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
No more barriers to cross Surpassed on January 15, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
We were bipedal murder chickens Corned on December 11, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy Forstraught on October 30, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Autumn had arrived Floundered on October 16, 2022
And then the flies danced Smelt on October 2, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Tuck in flap to close Knocked up on July 17, 2022
Gnocco after gnocco Knocked on on July 10, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Dogging the Balphonse Hemidemisemiquavered on May 29, 2022
Batting the package Semiquavered on May 15, 2022
Whittling the knittery Quavered on May 8, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
A stubby little short week Trolloped around on April 24, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
A curious nine-day week Dialed on April 3, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet Erred on February 13, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
Nothing happened Obliviated on January 9, 2022
New years and new neighbors Bunted on January 2, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21, 2021
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14, 2021
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13, 2021
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6, 2021
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
Meals and utensils and straws, oh my! Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
A hortensical Sefernday Hortensed on July 1, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Vox clamantis in deserto Cheddared on May 6, 2012
The death of Argo Navis Trisected before April 29, 2012
Gurning for two Faces made before April 8, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
And then the cold cuts danced Ronpauled on January 15, 2012
This entry is missing! Misplaced before January 8, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A jaunt to Washington, D.C. Filibustered on December 4, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
Ten years Hijacked on September 11, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
What the heck… is bothering me? Chanted on June 12, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
Requiem for a triangular briefcase Immured on January 30, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
Fluffernutter… or treacle? Stickied on January 2, 2011
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
Harshbarger Memorial Hospital Discharged on October 17, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet Shattered before August 15, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
The fnord plan Executed before April 11, 2010
Dingleberry champion hamster Plotted against on March 21, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Stay spooned for more! Spooned on August 10, 2008
Through the tunnel Crossed over on July 27, 2008
Crossing the hatches Pasteurized for June 22, 2008
Glick Glick van der Glick again! Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008
Requiem for a haberdasher Eulogized on June 8, 2008
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
Not so dead again Recomposed right before March 2, 2008
A whiz and a giggle Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Grumfeld redux Simmered on September 2, 2007
Paisley time Enslaved on June 17, 2007
Back to Harry’s Ingratiated on June 10, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
The laws of Phillip I: Last decree Decreed on April 15, 2007
No one expects the Schmalkaldic League Vanquished on February 25, 2007
Shekels at the cat-canning plant Devoted on February 11, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Music erupted from my bed cushions again Strafed on January 7, 2007
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
Ollanthorpe Savings Bank Puréed on October 1, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
Captain Pinnfarb explains it all Positioned left of June 18, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said Interrupted before February 5, 2006
The perfect symmetry of a letter Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005
I forgot about Hitler Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

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