Entries about dogs | |
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The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet | Shattered before August 15, 2010 |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys | Urinated on on July 18, 2010 |
Noshing on my favorite keyboard | Fluttered on July 4, 2010 |
Technicolor horse testicles | Nuked on June 27, 2010 |
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! | Envisaged on June 6, 2010 |
A little pedicatio | Irrumated on May 16, 2010 |
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism | Guzzled on May 9, 2010 |
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp | Destalinized on May 2, 2010 |
A plan is hatched | Hatched right before April 4, 2010 |
A Hilarius pair of ducks | Guffawed at after March 14, 2010 |
Return from the Brundlebeyond | Disgorged on March 7, 2010 |
The Brundlesphere | Entangled on July 20, 2008 |
Dog whelks in your arteries | Derived on July 6, 2008 |
The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II | Reified on June 29, 2008 |
Crossing the hatches | Pasteurized for June 22, 2008 |
Gra, trained assassin | Unchained after March 23, 2008 |
A whiz and a giggle | Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008 |
Gnomes? In my kettles? | Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 |
Bubble wrap and bubble butts | Thawed on January 6, 2008 |
Ravna and a ligature | Magic-marked on May 20, 2007 |
Toe-visages on the Sefernday | Splayed on April 29, 2007 |
The laws of Phillip I: Homage | Legislated on April 8, 2007 |
The laws of Phillip I: Taxes | Propagated on April 1, 2007 |
The laws of Phillip I | Promulgated on March 25, 2007 |
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp | Entrenched under January 28, 2007 |
Music erupted from my bed cushions again | Strafed on January 7, 2007 |
I remembered a lot this week! | Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006 |
Terrorists! Terrorists!! | Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 |
As kudzu crept up her ankles | Encircled on August 13, 2006 |
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again | Wined & dined on August 6, 2006 |
New Gardegnomia | Navigated to on July 30, 2006 |
Gormless bastard! | Located to the right of June 25, 2006 |
My new neighbor from Georgia | Nazified on April 2, 2006 |
Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said | Interrupted before February 5, 2006 |
Today being Christmas… | Made merry on December 25, 2005 |
Stewing in my own juices | Brewed on November 13, 2005 |
I shall visit Eigentoria | Bandied about on October 30, 2005 |
The lawn gnomes prance! | Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005 |
Saturday was the worst | Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005 |
Abortifacient skies, the burning air | Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005 |
A gaggle of garden gnomes | Engulfed on June 26, 2005 |
Naked with soda bottles in my ears | Redistributed after May 8, 2005 |
Music erupted from my bed cushions | Cosigned on April 24, 2005 |
My dear brother Grårp! | Crucified for March 13, 2005 |
100% guaranteed | Bamboozled on February 6, 2005 |
A brass knob had fallen on my head | Belched out on September 26, 1999 |
Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg | Encapsulated within July 25, 1999 |
Is there an underdog in you? | Nitrated on July 18, 1999 |
The flying pi returned | Complicated because of July 4, 1999 |
Dangerous evidence kept cropping up | Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999 |
The perfunctory margin of disbelief | Apprenticed to May 9, 1999 |
Semper sic tyrannis | Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999 |
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? | Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999 |
The stars scream at me, but why? | Conduced on March 7, 1999 |
