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Entries about dogs

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

I remembered a lot this week!

Chopped with a stick on September 24, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The lawn gnomes prance!

Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005

A gaggle of garden gnomes

Engulfed on June 26, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

Dangerous evidence kept cropping up

Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999