I’m your favorite website!Feed me! Feeeed meeee!!Email Pnårp!Tweet! Tweet! Twat!Livin’ it up… on a living journal!Corrosion!? But websites don’t corrode!A whole book full of my face!Oogle boogle google!Where gravity itself gets its blog avatar!Linked in… to what? A pair of moose antlers?Red dits? Red edits? Read its…!?
You’re my favorite visitor!

Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning baying

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The lawn gnomes prance!

Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999