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A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007