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Entries mentioning tea

Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!

Conjoined on December 17, 2023

A byte nybbled a word, and then…

Nibbled on December 10, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Hobnobbishly bamboozled, she said

Interrupted before February 5, 2006

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005