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Entries mentioning mucus

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006