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Entries mentioning voices in my head

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999