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Entries mentioning hooting

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005