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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning howling

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship

Diseased prior to October 7, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

Digging up the back yard

Cashed in on February 18, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Music erupted from my bed cushions again

Strafed on January 7, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5, 2006

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999