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Beatrice I.T. Carparker-Harshbarger

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger’s sister… with such apt initials.

Entries mentioning Beatrice I.T. Carparker-Harshbarger

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas

Dove in on December 25, 2022

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008