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Entries mentioning granfalloons

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010