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Entries mentioning gravity

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

The deep blue face of failure

Done wrong on October 21, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007