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Entries mentioning goonflayvination

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Why fish don’t have feet

Expiscated on May 7, 2023

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

Toe-visages on the Sefernday

Splayed on April 29, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007