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Entries mentioning brothels

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

My oatmeal cookies

Surveilled pursuant to May 7, 2006

Pam & Meg’s

Wheeled about on April 23, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006