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Entries mentioning dandruff

Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing Nurdlebutt

Bellyached on August 13, 2023

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

A fresh set of gnome latrines

Spun on July 23, 2023

Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)

Portended on July 16, 2023

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012