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Entries mentioning mumbling

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Incipits being rather popish

Lubricated on May 22, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006