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Entries mentioning mooing

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999