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Entries mentioning higher education

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

Ratiocination and a rat

Bugged off on July 9, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999